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I Hate Love

“Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn’t it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and it opens up your heart and it means that someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build these defenses, you build up a whole suit of armor, so that nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different from any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life. And you give them a piece of you. They didn’t ask for it. They did something dumb one day, like kiss you or smile at you, and then your life isn’t your own anymore. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. It eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, so simple a phrase like ‘maybe we should just be friends’ turns into a glass splinter working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination. Not just in the mind. It’s a soul-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain. I hate love.”

– Neil Gaiman



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To Be A Man

1. Thingy (thing-ee) n.

Female… Any part under a cars hood..

Male… The strap fastener on a woman’s bra.

2. Vulnerable (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.

Female… Fully opening up ones self emotionally to another.

Male… Playing football with only three defenders.

3. Communication (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.

Female… The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with ones partner.

Male… Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.

4.. Commitment (ko-mit-ment) n.

Female… A desire to get married and raise a family.

Male… Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

5. Entertainment (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.

Female… A good movie, concert, play or book.

Male… Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

6. Flatulence (flach-u-lens) n.

Female… An embarrassing by product of indigestion.

Male… A source of entertainment, endless humour, self-expression, male bonding.

7. Making love (may-king luv) n.

Female… The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.

Male… Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.

8. Remote control (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.

Female… A device for changing from one TV channel to another.

Male… A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.


While you SCREAM at your woman, there’s a man wishing he could talk softly in her ear. While you HUMILIATE, OFFEND and INSULT her, there’s a man flirting with her and reminding her how wonderful she is. While you HURT your woman, there’s a man wishing he could make love to her. While you make your woman CRY there’s a man stealing smiles from her…

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